Sunday, January 29, 2012

:: Caffeine, anyone? ::

Ughh.

I'm having this pounding headache because I had a cup of coffee this morning. Why, this has never happened before but because I was super late for an appointment, I arrived in a very disorderly manner, all panting and wild-eyed and when I took my seat, the waiter kept shoving the menu at my nose and insisted me to make my order and I ended up ordering a cup of hot coffee. And when he asked how should he served it, I was beyond annoyed and I almost screamed at him and said, BLACK, I'd like to have my coffee black!

But the other party had arrived and I instantly remember that I HAD NEVER HAD MY COFFEE BLACK, what was I thinking??? The conversation went well, it was raining and I choked up a few times and cursed myself, and I counted it was a blessing a didn't splutter my coffee to his face, my what a day!

Anyhow, he invited me to his house, I didn't want to sound impolite if I refused, after all-- it was just a few days after Chinese New Year, so I thought hey, he is customer, so I didn't see why not?

And so we arrived at his home, his family was there, they welcomed me and all, and he invited me to go upstairs where his officetel is located, and he said make yourself at home, and I saw this huuugggeee coffee maker and another thought of coffee was going to make me throw up and thankfully I didn't and he said he used to work as a coffee barista when he was studying and he asked me if I knew at all how to make my own coffee, and in my state of confusing and pounding headache, I said YESSSSSSSS. Bodoh!

And so, I ground the coffee beans and tried very, very hard to concentrate, and whats with all those whirring sound the coffee maker was making, it was a miracle I didn't collapse and didn't shout to him to stop making small talks. I thought I was having just about enough, when I finished the process and I made the coffee successfully while trying to hold back my tears! I served a cup for him, and I watched him take a sip, and soon... very, very slowly he started to CHEWWWWW on the coffee. Oh TUHANNN! He scrunched up his face and kept on chewing, he could've easily passed as munching on cookies! The remnant of the beans must've left in the pottttttttt! He chewed his cofffeee OMG OMG! Hahahahahahahaahahahahahah.

The room started to spin once I started to chew on the coffee as well, I ended up bowinggg to himmmm and saying how sorry I was for making him ate the cofffeeee haahahahahah. I didn't know that I BOWED to him, but he texted me just a few minutes ago, he said he felt like a Japanese YAKUZA when I bowed to him hahahaahahaha.

Anyways.

That was horrid. My head is still having a team of probably 100 drummers that are having a good time of their life, pounding and drumming and crashing my brain off.

Now I shall take my slumber for two days.





This has never happened to me before.

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